I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew
ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.
“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”
“I stand upon some dreadful brink, and it is utterly dark in the abyss before my feet, but whether there is any light behind me I cannot tell. For I cannot turn yet. I wait for some stroke of doom.”
– Éowyn in The Return of the King, Book Six, Chapter V, “The Steward and the King”
What was your pen name? Currer Bell. Androgynous, no? I quite liked it. I’d certainly allow a Currer Bell to escort me to the Vivian Nightingale Memorial Ball, if you know what I mean. And what were your sisters’ pen names? Anne was Acton Bell and Emily was Ellis.
Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party Chapter 10: Annabel Lee
@lies I feel this bird should not be dead in the middle of the street in a Philly but I’m walking the dorky Hellhound, a skeleton holding a spider, an a unicorn on a scooter to drop a buy nothing something off. Any id?
That appears to be an American Woodcock, a bird I’ve never seen IRL. It’s Internet-famous for its smooth moves in various viral videos.
