Dem 1: Man, I like Bernie’s progressive platform, but people are going to get driven away by the “socialist” label.
E Warren: *waves enthusiastically*
Dem 2: Yeah, it’s hard to imagine white suburban soccer moms voting for Bernie, especially in the Midwest…
E Warren: Hi! I’m literally a former white suburban soccer mom! I’ve still got the minivan!
Dem 2: And Buttigieg is so smart– like ridiculously smart… but too centrist for me.
E Warren: *stares in Harvard Law professor*
Dem 1: I worry about voting for Bloomberg. He does great ads, but he’s got all those serious issues around race I don’t think I can get past.
E Warren: *holds up first place ranking on the 2020 Racial Justice Presidential Candidate Scorecard*
Dem 2: And have you heard some of the shit he’s said about women? Why can’t we have a candidate that respects women?
E Warren: *stares in woman*
Dem 1: Ah, I just don’t know who to vote for. Biden? It kind of feels like he’s too moderate, but I like that he has experience in the Senate.
E Warren: *polishes “Senator” name tag
Dem 2: I dunno. Amy Klobuchar is definitely a tough woman, and it would be nice to see a woman in the White House, but I think she’s too moderate for me.
E. Warren: *high fives Klobuchar, because GO GIRL, proceeds to check if she is, in fact, invisible.
Dem 1: I just don’t know. If feels like we don’t have a clear best choice.
E. Warren: *looks down at dog Bailey* You can see me, right?
Bailey: Woof!
E. Warren: Good boy. *smiles for five millionth selfie.*
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS … are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
This little guy isn’t really supposed to be here yet. #SavannahNWR is within the breeding range of the least bittern, but not in its winter range. I didn’t notice until processing the photo that this bird seems to have something binding it’s wing. Could be a coincidence, could be why this bird isn’t where it’s supposed to be. #naturephotography #birding #birdwatching #outdoorsphotography https://www.instagram.com/p/B738ULZFp2R/?igshid=cn5tlvyzwx1r
“ Sea Cadets ” … Two paintings by Russian Artist: Solomon Samsonovich Boim [1899-1978]
I’m trying desperately to understand that first painting – I understand it’s a long boat, and I understand embarking (or disembarking) the ship, but away from the hull? Way the hell out there underneath a boom? Are they trying to say we’re too poor or stupid to understand getting sailors on and off the boat? What the fuck…
My guess is it’s a training exercise to give them experience at walking out along a yard. When they get some confidence doing it 10 feet above the water they’ll graduate to doing it 60 feet above the deck.
