welovewebseries: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: I began in 1809. I was born to a mother and a father…
Psychic: *reads my mind*
Me: I began in 1809. I was born to a mother and a father in the dead of winter. And then what became dead was my mother. And then my father left because he couldn’t stand the sight of a baby with no hair – so I grew hair! And then I was adopted by a family named the Allans – just kidding, the didn’t adopt me they just gave me their name. And to make matters worse, we lived in Virginia. And, also, a bird was there.
Psychic: what the fuck?
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Tags: just saying, shipwrecked comedy, that was quite a video, socially awkward edgar allan poe's draw my life.
