‘Performa’ Condom Makes a Splash

The mad scientists at Durex have come up with a sure-fire winner: a condom laced with Benzocaine that anesthetizes the tip of the wearer’s penis, prolonging sex. Though hitherto available only via the company’s web site, the chic sheaths are reportedly outselling the firm’s other offerings 5-to-1.

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