Bushes Face Trouble in Florida

Our current ruling dynasty is having a rough week of it down in Florida. Governor Jeb’s re-election campaign is struggling, with a new poll showing him in a stastical dead heat with little-known Democratic challenger Bill McBride. Mindful of the importance of keeping Florida’s notoriously malleable electoral college votes under Republican control, big brother is flying down today to give a whip-’em-up campaign speech on education, but he’ll be competing for column inches with First Niece Noelle, who was sentenced today to 10 days in jail for impersonating a crack ho.

One Response to “Bushes Face Trouble in Florida”

  1. Danielle Says:

    I think that we shouldnt go to war at all i think we are omly going because of oil

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