What would I have to do for this url, John?
Sunday, September 29th, 2013Explain why you want it, but explain it so compellingly that:
- my cold, calloused heart grows three sizes and breaks the little box that contains it,
- my eyes go all anime,
- rotating sunbeams radiate from my face,
- I clasp my hands while tears stream down, and
- I declare, “please forgive me and take the url; I didn’t realize how wrong it was for me to keep it from you.”
Really, that’s all it will take. I’m kinda surprised no one has bothered yet.
Reposted from http://lies.tumblr.com/post/62643418584.
