Dad: Be careful, there is a storm on the Baltic.
Me: Yes but I am on land.
Mum: You are on the coast!
Me: Still on land and not even near the water.
Dad: Well, be careful.
Me: I will be cautious of the sea storm from my land-based hotel room.
In my mental map you are adjacent to @seeseagulls, who also is near the Baltic. You should hang out! 😜
Which is probably like saying I’m adjacent to Oprah, since I birdwatched along the trail that runs past her estate a few months ago. I should have stopped in for a chat!
Doesn’t look too bad at the moment? Maybe you can put to sea after all:
Reposted from https://lies.tumblr.com/post/675641594563657728.
Tags: nonsense.
