Next President
Dear Super Girl,
This year softball hasn’t been miserable like the previous years.
Shocker of all shockers, your uniform is no longer white softball pants. We have BLACK pants. Yes, black. No more coming home in muddy stained white pants that I had to spend an hour to clean for your next game.
Also, we actually get notices when it rains and the field is muddy. Your coach plans ahead, looks at the weather forecast, and sends an email about change of location to an undercover area. Yes, you heard that right. No more dropping you off in gross muddy fields for practice. Your coach was actually smart enough to reserve all the best fields in our town for you practice on the first day the reservation website opened.
And finally, the last but the most important part, we get pictures of you and your teammates during your games pitching or batting on a team website.
Now, take one guess about the gender of your coach this year?
Love,
Mom
P.S. We really need to have someone like your coach to run for president in this country. Our country needs a good organized person to clean up its mess.
Unfortunately, Super Girl and Smiling Eyes will never be able to run for President since they weren’t born in this country. Apparently being adopted and becoming a U.S citizen at 6 months old disqualifies both my kids.
Jesus, just look at poor Obama and all the shit he gets for his birth certificate and having lived in Malaysia.
Can you imagine having an Asian president that had a mother that was born in Middle East?
I can! From that to making it real is just mundane implementation details. :-)
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