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Boys are stupid because they make you cry.
Boys are stupid because they grow beards, and have the brownest brown eyes you’ve ever had the pleasure to look into.
Boys are stupid because they’re friendly, and then proceed to make you wonder if you’re even friends anymore.
Boys are stupid because they leave the room when you join the conversation they were so enthusiastically part of just a second ago.
Boys are stupid because they look good in suits and bow ties and candlelight.
Boys are stupid because they flirt with bridesmaids they weren’t interested in when you talked to them two weeks ago.
Boys are stupid because they’re so easily influenced by friends suggestions that they should go after the bridesmaids.
Boys are stupid because they make you feel inadequate – sometimes simply through their inaction.
Boys are stupid because they don’t say goodbye.
Boys are stupid because they don’t notice you’ve left.
Boys are stupid because you can come home and watch five hours of Parks and Rec, and still cry like a baby the moment you turn it off and start thinking about them again.
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