Scheherazade’s One Thousand and One Night Stories: Dear Twentysomething-year-old Me, 1. When that man you have a crush on…
Dear Twentysomething-year-old Me,
1. When that man you have a crush on asks, “Are you a good girl or a bad girl?” laugh in his face, spin on your heel and ignore his calls.
2. Wear sunscreen. At least around your eyes and above your currently pert upper lip’s cupid’s bow.
3. Just because you…
Aw. I liked it better before I got to the bottom, when I still thought it was sophisticatedajumma talking.
It’s still quite awesome. I’m just disappointed I didn’t get to add a bunch more records to the slowly growing database of facts she’s revealed about herself.
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