Verily, the pinnacle of the Internet: IAmA 74-time Jeopardy! champion, Ken Jennings. I will not be answering in the form of a question.
WatsonsBitch [S] 1714 points 5 days ago[-]
Wait, I got it.
There once was a host named Trebek, Whose mustache was sexy as heck. It would have been weird If he’d grown a big beard, Like Conan, or Riker on Trek.