How Barack Obama Is In Fact a Tiny Pony
Barbara of Spasms of Accommodation is no longer a hermit in the Georgia swamp, it turns out. Now she’s a support engineer in Austin. But then, Thoreau didn’t spend all that long at Walden Pond, either.
Anyway, courtesy of her latest posting, I was led to this item by Frank Chimero: There is a Horse in the Apple Store.
This part totally made me think of Onan/Conner (who is as famously opposed to reproduction as he is committed to Apple products):
But there are no children in the Apple Store, for the same reason you would not see a child in a jewelry store: things are small and fragile and expensive and shiny. And if you have a child, you probably can not afford Apple products.
I also liked this part toward the end:
Since then, John and I have a term called a “tiny pony.” It is a thing that is exceptional that no one, for whatever reason, notices. Or, conversely, it is an exceptional thing that everyone notices, but quickly grows acclimated to despite the brilliance of it all.
Cell phones and the ability to make a phone call to anyone from anywhere is a tiny pony. The instant gratification provided by being able to have almost any question answered immediately is a tiny pony. Airplanes are tiny ponies. A black president, whose father is from Kenya and mother is from Kansas, being elected President of the United States is a tiny pony.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:51 am
“A black president, whose father is from Kenya and mother is from Kansas, being elected President of the United States is a tiny pony. ”
Don’t forget that he is also a socialist Muslim fascist who was not born in the US.
September 5th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Hey,
It’s bizare only one commet so far – that was a good post
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Thing is . 2me black pres is NO big deal, like the SAAAAAAd thing is that it’s got “tiny pony{” status. \\
The big turd is that he got tiny pony status. \\
U guys pls tell me if U understand wat I say, I fear mb my thoughts beyond others thots – ie. me not insane, just tooo out there fer others so I need to come back into society NORMS, thank you very much.
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September 5th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
….AND DATE TOMMOrrow – my ex-alcholic spouse moved out (YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Life is good. How does one move ot he North Shore Hawaiii for tyher restoftheir life with thjier kid of live on Mauiii foreEEEEEEVEEEEEEERRRRRRR ? Not serious, wellllllll maybe nottttt. But might be…. Time to live again.
Life’s goood. Talk dudes.
bfn.
September 5th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
(just want data input pls.) thx.
September 5th, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Knarly, are you drunk?
September 6th, 2010 at 6:47 am
I’ll have what he’s having.
September 6th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Smith – LOL.
Now, that’d be coffee & lots of water.
BTW, the salmon was awesome.
September 10th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
The Anniversary of 9/11
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2010/09/anniversary-of-911.html