Yahoo Answers: I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend

Via Hiro, via Yahoo Answers: I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?

My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.

What should I do about this?

Linda’s response when I read this to her (after she stopped laughing): “Don’t worry, ma’am. Your son won’t be getting his secret girlfriend pregnant.”

6 Responses to “Yahoo Answers: I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend”

  1. Steve Says:

    Wait. But maybe his secret girlfriend will get HIM pregnant! We don’t even know who is intercoursing who from this letter.

  2. Steve Says:

    Sad. They deleted the question.

  3. jbc Says:

    Oh, bummer. Because the followup responses and clarifications from the original poster made it even funnier.

    Sigh. Quote more, is the lesson for me for next time.

  4. Hakgi Says:

    Its called Google cache people, you can still see it if you want :D
    (under the Google link, there should be a small text link called “cache”)

    I actually feel really sorry for the son, he’s probably in a lot of trouble right now (the mom’s a bible thumper, you can see it in the cached version)

  5. leftbehind Says:

    You all realize this probably isn’t real.

  6. jbc Says:

    Yeah, I realize. But it certainly could be real. People like that are all over the place.

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