The Portland Prom Prank

Apologies, I have been neglectful lately. To tide things over until I can obsess properly, I bring you: Portland Prom Prank Probed.

As the parent of an almost-17-year-old, I can’t condone the sentiment. But as a former wiseass, I appreciate the concept and execution.

4 Responses to “The Portland Prom Prank”

  1. enkidu Says:

    And here I thought this was going to be about those kids who were suspended for dressing up as a gorilla – and a bunch of bananas. The gorilla chased the bananas and ate them (no word on peeling).

  2. NorthernLite Says:

    I agree, that one gets a perfect 10 for creativity! Too Funny.

  3. Steve Says:

    I came back to this thread after just having read about the “outrage” over the Cyrus pictures. (Until this day I never knew that Cyrus and Montana were the same person).

    But it’s really the same kind of thing, there’s something about people that as we grow older we try to pretend that we’re outraged over stuff that’s just not that surprising or abnormal.

    I mean, are we consciously lying about things like drinking and sex? What % of the population drank or had sex as a teenager?

    It’s like we’re denying human nature. I think the real immaturity is shown by those who are “outraged”.

  4. knarlyknight Says:

    I called Lincoln High and asked for someone who could provide an address to one of these parties. When I called the number they gave me, the guy who answered, Haid Sharif, told me that I was waay too old and to stay the hell away from Portland. Dam a.rab, probably hoardign all the beer too.

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