Winona in Plea Negotiations?
from the court-ordered-rehab,-here-we-come dept.
So, supposedly Winona Ryder’s lawyers are in meetings with prosecutors, leading to speculation that she may be in the process of working out a plea bargain for her drug-possession-cum-shoplifting thing. I suppose I should have expected that, but I confess to being a little disappointed that there won’t be more celebrity hijinks to follow as the trial runs its course. Anyway, here’s my bet: 6 months’ probation and a mandatory visit to a drug-treatment center, in return for pleading guilty to various misdemeanors. Remember: you read it here first.
