Dan Quayle Praises Osbourne Family Values

from the okay;-maybe-NOW-I’ll-watch-it dept.

Dan Quayle has apparently joined the ranks of those who love The Osbournes, the MTV reality show that focuses on the wacky home life of Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne. The poor-spelling veep from the elder Bush’s presidency praised the show during remarks to the National Press Club yesterday, then explained afterwards, “In a weird way, Ozzy is a great anti-drug promotion. Look at him and how fried his brains are from taking drugs all those years and everyone will say, ‘I don’t want to be like that.’ Which I can totally relate to; I can’t tell you how many wealthy, academically indifferent white kids have contacted me over the years to thank me for saving them from pursuing a career in politics.”

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