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Who we're not
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The following persons are not to be trusted:

John Callender is the person who actually created this site. You can learn more about him than you probably wanted to know at his home page.
A Site by Any Other Name

Perfect Tommy is painfully normal in almost every respect. He has a government job, likes computers and birds, and spends his idle time playing with Perl. People who know him IRL describe him as being low-key and unassuming, which is probably a polite way of saying "boring."
So It Begins, Kill Your Provider, Net Censorship Now!, Welcome to the Bus, Go at Throttle-Up, Ma Bill, Magic Beans

The Web Walker, abandoned at birth, was raised by right-wing wolves. Sensing his natural instinct for sniffing out a conspiracy, they taught him "The Way of the Trap." At age twelve, with a belt full of trapper scalps, he began to make his way in the world. (You can also view real info, if you're so inclined.)
Buchanan Kicks Ass!, Dole Marches Into Atlanta, D'Amato Delivers New York, Dole Takes the Rust Belt, The Little General Wants You!, Dole Doomed!, Clinton in '96, The President's Pickup is Late

Who we're not

We're not a magazine, and have no intention of being one. Specifically, we have no connection with the Lies Magazine published by LCN Syndicate, nor do we have any connection with the Lies Magazine published by students at the American School of Madrid. And we especially have no connection with Lies: The Truth About Washington D.C., a magazine allegedly published by a Cleveland company called CTT. George Rafter, CTT's president, is trying to use bogus claims of trademark infringement to take away this site's domain name. You can read about it on our lies.com vs. CTT dispute page.

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