bonehandledknife:
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Max and Keeper Of The Seeds are clearly soulmates.
“So we take the war rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tank right at the pass, shut it off behind us”
“Kaboom!”
*Max pointing like ‘She gets it!’*
*Furiosa closing her eyes because she thought her life was already out of control before this moment*
I’m gonna need some fic of Keep and Max talking, maybe her kinda affectionately bossing him around. Maybe giving him some horrible alcoholic drink she’s brewed.
you’re missing the best part:
they need to be explosion buddies, there needs to be random explosions at the Citadel and Furiosa just, every time, closes her eyes and like, TAKE IT OUTSIDE, because jfc they’re under a thousand tons of rocks, ppl plz
you know what this doesn’t even need to be an AU, max spent at least half the day with her cackling in the rig’s backseat, she’s just gonna be the worst ghost backseat driver during his hijinks, “what are you doing, don’t chew that, stick ‘em in a still, those herbs are good, boy you listen to me, that scraggly thing will take the hair right off your face, stick it in that bottle come-on now, give it 60 days and you’ll be singing and it’ll double as emergency guzz”
and
“behind you boy, raider’s gonna snap you, look sharp!”
and
“that’s a tanker, that’s what it is, that’s a lotttttt of oil we don’t want heading where it’s heading, am I right?”
“*sgrunt*”
“those rocks look mighty flinty to me”
“mmmm”
“kaboom?”
“mmgh…yup.”
“kaboom.”
and at some point at the Citadel, Furiosa staring down at the practice range.
“Your shot’s different.”
“…been taking some pointers.”
And her eyes narrow at the way he’s loading the long gun.
I am here for the AU where she lives but I am also VERY MUCH HERE for Keep being Max’s newest ghost/hallucination. He is totally cool with it because she’s pretty good company and sometimes she tells the other ghosts to shut up and let the boy think. She also has all sorts of practical advice and he kind of enjoys her whoops of glee when he opens up the engine of his car or bike.
(Learning to properly shut her out when he’s in bed with Furiosa and Keep is offering helpful advice is another matter. Most of the advice actually IS really helpful, too)