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rapunzelie: I picked up my liquid eyeliner and looked at the clock and thought “yeah I can do this…

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

I picked up my liquid eyeliner and looked at the clock and thought “yeah I can do this in three minutes” and I don’t think I have ever told myself a more blatant lie

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