unacaritafeliz: I hate doing stuff like this (asking for attention) but it’s my birthday and I know…
I hate doing stuff like this (asking for attention) but it’s my birthday and I know many of you would wish me a happy one if you knew but you probably don’t know so I thought id tell you.
Happy birthday, Rae! I apologize for being such a crappy online friend as to have failed to keep track of the date on which the world was fortunate enough to have you in it.
I can’t express how it feels to have overlooked this. Fortunately, I have some friends who are good at expressing things. Like this guy:
Please, Edgar, tell Rae how I feel about having overlooked her birthday.
At the same, now that I know, I do wonder how many birthdays you’ve had. Because…
You know what, though? It doesn’t matter. Every birthday is cause for celebration. But what am I thinking? I should be giving you something. Maybe I should write you a poe-em?
But no; there’s no time. And you’re on the opposite side of the world; how could I even make it so my birthday wishes manifest on your corporeal plane?
Maybe I could call on a friendly spirit to summon a group of revelers?
Okay; maybe not. But perhaps Constables Jim and Jimmy could help?
Hm. I guess I’ll just sum up, Rae, by sending you best wishes on behalf of all of our mutual friends, be they in-person and corporeal, insubstantial spirits from across the internet, or denizens of…
Yeah. That’s it.
Happy birthday, Rae!
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