enchantedandwild: i’m about to piss myself okay so one of my suitemates is insanely conservative…
i’m about to piss myself okay so one of my suitemates is insanely conservative and shy and sweet and whatever- the product of super strict christian homeschooling, yeah? so earlier today i came into her room asking to borrow a stapler and i glanced down at her desk and saw her open notebook and happened to catch a glimpse of what she was writing and you guys. YOU GUYSSSS SHE WIRTES MERRY/PIPPIN SLASH FICTION IM LITERALLY CRYNING
This reminds me of the time back in the good old days when wifi was kind of rare, and people (at least people like me) had unsecured hotspots. And I was investigating some slowdowns on my DSL, and discovered that one of my neighbors was using the wifi and downloading a bunch of music. But they apparently had their iTunes set up to share their library, so I was able to figure out that A) it was someone using the computer belonging to the politically conservative LDS patriarch across the street — from the name on the shared library, “(blank)’s iTunes Library” — and B) whoever it was was downloading large amounts of gangsta rap.
I decided it must have been his quiet, sweet-natured daughter. I never said anything about it to them. But I thought it was funny.
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