Does justin Evans like Kaela McLeod

This is an excellent question, anon. It is made more excellent by the fact that I have no idea who either of those people are — and now, having googled their names, I still have no idea. Both names can be googled, but there’s nothing associating the two of them together, so I don’t have any good idea which of the various google-able justin’s and Kaela’s you might be referring to, or if, in fact, you’re talking about others I didn’t come across in my search.

From this I infer that these are real people. One of them could be you — presumably Kaela, since if you were justin you’d know the answer already. So Kaela, you’re sending an anonymous ask to the ‘lies’ tumblr to ask if this justin character likes you.

That’s kind of cool.

Hm. Or maybe you’re someone else, but you have a thing for justin, and wonder if he’s into this other person Kaela.

Either way, I appreciate the implicit confidence you place in me as an oracle. But that confidence is entirely misplaced. Other than the weird luck of managing to snag the ‘lies’ tumblr URL, I posses no special oracular powers. I’m just some odd random person.

Of course, that’s what all true oracles say. I think it’s part of the job description.

Back to your question. Does justin like Kaela? My oracular sense is that yeah, he probably does. But since this is the ‘lies’ tumblr, you could interpret that to mean it is actually a lie that he likes you/her. It is one of the cooler thing about labeling everything I say as ‘lies’ that I can always take refuge from the charge of being just plain wrong by saying nope, I wasn’t. I was lying.

You’ve been a good sport if you’ve read this far, so I’ll give you the actual answer: I (of course) have no idea. But I know how to find out.

Ask him yourself.

You’ve already practiced — and you did a great job. It just came right out, didn’t it? You just needed one brief moment of courage to hit the submit button, and the ask was irretrievably on its way. Now you just need to do the same thing in person with justin.

Go do that, then report back on what the answer is. I suspect the people following this blog will be more interested in that than in reading the same old drivel from me.

Thanks for the ask!

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