Blanche Ingram
The official website for model, dancer, entrepreneur, and business woman, Blanche Ingram.This slideshow is weirdly mesmerizing.
Pardon my language, but this woman’s resume is intimidating as fuck. I am in awe. Poor Jane.
The website is really cool and detailed. Props to the creative team for putting it together. I really do like it and those photographs (and the actress playing Blanche) are gorgeous.
BUT…
There is no physical way for someone to have accomplished that much by the time they are 30. I’m assuming Blanche Ingram is supposed to be at most in her early 30’s, probably in her late 20’s.
Accordingly she has:
- Mastered 8 languages.
- Earned a business degree from Harvard.
- Earned an acting degree from Toronto Film Academy
- Modeled since she was 12.
- Was second-runner up in the Miss Canada competition.
- Is a trained dancer & stared in the 2010 Winter Olympic ceremonies.
- Acts & stars in commercials and is the face of international ad campaigns.
- Co-created a music video and guest stared on a television series.
- Hosted multiple international beauty pageants.
- Created her own television show.
- Worked in corporate finance and interned with several major corporations.
- Works as a luxury reporter and writes her own magazine column.
- Started her own PR firm (which works for Rochester’s company).
- Created her own line of vodka.
- Is the spokesmodel for multiple international brands.
- Is an advocate for women’s issues.
- Often shops with Charlize Theron.
- Also – loves archery in her spare time. Basically she’s Katniss. Did you know she also won the Hunger Games four times?
And yet, she can’t figure out hashtags on Twitter.
There is no point to this except that resume is like a Barbie doll. It’s really impressive, but a real life person couldn’t have those proportions and stand up.
Yes, but: James Franco.
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