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According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!
I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.
Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.
JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY
Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month. Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.
I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.
Sigh. Handcuffed for life to Justin Bieber.
Reposted from http://lies.tumblr.com/post/43492936382.