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According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!

I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.

Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.

JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY

Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month.  Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.

I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.

Sigh. Handcuffed for life to Justin Bieber.

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