The bar stool (and its story) has legs!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090401.wvbarstool_dui0401/VideoStory/VideoLineup/Pick

Even the aftermath is amusing:

The barstool was towed away.

The “nitpicking” thing is something you would do well to examine in a mirror, especially with respect to Bush’s lies. We have provided ample examples where Bush’s statements would lead a normal rational person to believe that Bush was stating unequivocally that there were WMD’s, esp[ecially when taken in the larger context of what other officials in his adminstration were, but then you go nitpicking around the definition of the exact words chosen rather than the clear messages that he sent to the American people and ROW.

I’m actually kind of impressed at his ingenuity. Most folks around here that find themselves in that predicament just hop on a riding mower.

it is:

“You know you’re a redneck when someone in your family died right after saying ‘Hey, y’all watch this!’”

You can tell them apart because Jeff’s joke is funny.

Is it actually a Jeff Foxworthy joke or did he “borrow” the joke/phrase? Was it in his 1993 “you know you’re a redneck when” album, and was that original material? His website takes “Jeff Foxworthy” joke submissions from readers… From his website:

By submitting material, you acknowledge and agree that our receipt and review of your material does not mean that the underlying concept is unique or original, and that we may have previously created or may in the future independently create something that is substantially similar or identical to your idea, with no liability or obligation to you.

Anyways, shcb, don’t “for christ sakes” me, I was just teasing you about being wrong with a silly example in my previous post and continued it here… surprisingly easy with many of your posts! The link to the bar stool vehicle was great, thanks for posting it. Here’s a couple final items(from me anyway) on ‘Hey, y’all watch this!’

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hey%20yall%20watch%20this

http://www.jalopnik.com/5052312/hey-guys-watch-this-the-most-perfect-picture-ever-taken

“hey guys, watch this!” are the penultimate words of a redneck, they are the introduction to the joke.

A Redneck’s last words, invarably, are: “oh, shit!” That is the punchline. You can see the rednecks practice for their final act on America’s Funniest Home Videos

Actually, “oh shit” are fairly universal last words before accidents in the Western world, the distinction being that a Redneck will say it with surprise as if his stupid act or other failure has led to a completely unexpected result, but a more intelligent person says them with the quiet conviction of a person acutely aware of the end of their mortality.

The most frequent last words I have heard on cockpit voice-recorder tapes are, ‘Oh Shit,’ said with about that much emotion. There’s no panic, no scream, it’s a sort of resignation: we’ve done everything we can, I can’t think of anything else to do and this is it.

— Frank McDermott, partner in McDermott Associates, specialists in cockpit voice recorders.

There’s a youtube video of this guy (or someone with a similar device, or maybe it was a lawn-mower) on a narrow little laneway out in the country, the video was from the patrol car’s camera. The cop knew the driver by his first name, took his beer and poured it out (to the protest and great frustration of the driver) and then when the driver basically said screw you and tried to drive away he was tazered and arrested…

can we get this guy to run GM? see like a can-do kinda guy

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511786,00.html

(note the wheelie bar)