I admit it, I get all of my news from the Daily Show, which is where I heard about the “Marshmallow Terrorist“.
It’s a good thing we have Federal Marshals performing random warrant checks on people entering the country, otherwise we never would have caught this vicious, vile, 32-year-old Wyoming woman who never paid a year-old $50 fine from Yellowstone. And it’s a good thing they carry leg shackles so they could keep her from escaping when they dragged her off her cruise ship at 6:30 AM (in her nightgown) … not to mention during the 9 hours they kept her locked up.
Oh wait, she paid the fine? the same day she got the citation?
Oops. Our bad.
Umm. I guess we should probably take those shackles off now.