Rumsfeld Breakdances at Senate Hearing

You can’t really call it “tapdancing,” because it’s more energetic than that, more exuberant. He doesn’t just put his spin on things; he flips himself upside down, flings his legs in a wide arc, and before you know it he’s whizzing around like a top, leaving even the most critical onlooker breathless with admiration.

Anyway: Rumsfeld: WMDs may still be found.

6 Responses to “Rumsfeld Breakdances at Senate Hearing”

  1. ymatt Says:

    Haha. If I didn’t have to live in the world that Rumsfeld has a reasonable amount of sway over — if he were a character in some darkly comedic piece of fiction or something — I’d love this guy. Something about him makes me want to be on his team because he’s always _on_. No hesitation, no lapse in confidence even for a moment. Just look at him.

    Bam.

  2. DC Says:

    I know what you mean I have to keep remembering what side he’s on!

  3. Phil Says:

    It is sort of impressive that Rumsfeld seems to have mastered the crane fighting style, and he’s got to be more fun at parties than Ashcroft. Still, I wouldn’t want to hang out with him because I doubt he’d be able to get through the evening without calling up the pentagon to have them dump depleted uranium and napalm on some kids. That would be a real bummer.

  4. ed mcclendon Says:

    America has entered the Dark Ages: war without

    reason; shattered long-term geo-global alliances; the torture of its prisoners; the movement of capital for social good to both the wealthy and the makers of armaments; and the stealing of a democracy in coup-directed voting booths. As for the greatest experiment in the history of democratic governance, all I can say, at 70, is, ” America, I hardly knew you”.

  5. tanya hill Aramoana Says:

    hes got good eye contact with his apponent but looks stupid waving his hands about all over the place but who cares hes got tight moves for a hocky. i got a 3 year old sister who can break dance more better with her fingers.

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