Bush: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!

From Glen and Pilar, my hands-down favorite link suggesters of all time: Bush orders officials to stop leaks. The money quote:

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he “didn’t want to see any stories”
quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if
he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official
who asked that his name not be used.

The Onionization of reality is complete.

Aside from the obvious comic value, the article is actually pretty interesting. It sounds like Bush is really starting to come unhinged. Which is either very good or very scary news, depending on how you view it.

4 Responses to “Bush: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!”

  1. Aces Full of Links Says:

    Bush told his senior
    Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he “didn’t want to see any stories” quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name no…

  2. John F Says:

    You could see in a speech on Wednesday that Bush was changing how he is acting. He’s more animate – more monkey like, if you will…

    Wonder if he is doing that around the office too? Oooh ooh ooh? Ah ah ah ah ah?

  3. gumpthy mcgumptherton Says:

    personally i think that gumpther bush is a schmuck and should be impeached along with blair so they could have happy gay bumsex 4 the rest of their lives.but i agree with the statement ‘beatings will continue until morale improves’.i have exercised this statement on a certain little ranjit named liam ‘no friends’ samosa

  4. gumpthy mcgumptherton Says:

    personally i think that gumpther bush is a schmuck and should be impeached along with blair so they could have happy gay bumsex 4 the rest of their lives.but i agree with the statement ‘beatings will continue until morale improves’.i have exercised this statement on a certain little ranjit named liam ‘no friends’ samosa

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