Angle-Grinder Man
This is so cool. You may remember the earlier lies.com item on the strange tale of Terrifica vs. Fantastico. Well, there’s a new real-world superhero in the news: Angle-Grinder Man, who wears a blue leotard and gold boots while he patrols the streets of Kent and London, removing wheel clamps from the cars of those victimized (er, victimised) by an oppressive government.
September 17th, 2003 at 6:46 am
This has got to be a hoax
January 22nd, 2004 at 8:44 am
It’s not! – I helped the chap change on Trafalgar Square, by shielding him in a corner. I assumed he would leap into a telephone box and be changed in a second, but no – it took around five minutes and involved a good amount of swearing.
February 27th, 2004 at 6:46 am
he’s real alright ! were building hew new site ! whats remarkable about anglegrinderman is that he is a superhero – i men that he totally believes in what he is doing.
And we support him ! Because he’s cool !
May 30th, 2004 at 8:39 pm
About time at least someone in the UK has come to realize how screwed up the government is. 1 million people on the waiting list for hospitalization, Petrol at $6 per gallon, Pay car tax then boot the car because apparently, that part of the road was not paid for by car tax! Speed cameras watching law abiding citizens, stupid laws preventing kids from driving a 10,mph electric scooter, Poll taxes, VAT, Dole and welfare for the lazy. Who pays for all that crap?
Give me a break. UK needs a revolution.
September 23rd, 2004 at 2:03 pm
Well Our Government does NOT have super-computers working around the clock searching through people’s Private E-mail messages, Chat room sessions, Keywords entered on search engines and planting keylogging viruses into peoples computers etc, I could go on forever!.
Poll tax was scrapped years ago and Your country has VAT also namely “Sales Tax!”, Why do we have such high taxes on oil???, Well we don’t have oil reserves to spoil our wonderful “KINGDOM”, Your Country is full of wooden houses, Degenerates, Homeless people, Astonishingly High crime rate, Rapidly rising drug problem, 1/3 of the population are obese, All supermarket foods have been genetically modified, Your president can’t finish a War that his father started (Gulf to Present day!), inbread rednecks, Trailer Park Trash (Jerry Springer!!!),
Capital punishment still enforced, 80% of criminals on “Death Row are Black 10% hispanic and the rest are other colours and creeds of the world with a small percentage that are white,
One Gun to every Citizen statistics, Shoddy and pathetic workmanship,
The Murder rate has risen over 11% in Six Years, Overflowing psychiatric wards in all Hospitals and that is just the start of it.
If cameras bring down the crime rate then I for One will accept them,
If our Tax is spent on hospitals; I’m not complaining after all it’s Free to all citizens and we don’t need to spend our hard earned money on silly little “Insurance policy’s” that in a situation ie:Smoker who needs no treatment relating to anything caused by smoking such as a broken leg, Because the person is a smoker the policy becomes “Void” and the hospitals fanancially ruin family’s and put decent people on the street after stripping a person of every last penny they own.
Modern day bandits come to mind!.
As for the 10 MPH scooters; They cause accidents that push our taxes higher, I say “Ban Them!”.
Yes Tony Blair is a A**hole, BA***rd, Cu*t, Dick Turpin in a suit and all the other insults that come to mind but what about all the tax money that Bush has spent on a futile crusade to “Irradicate Terror”,
The Wildlife could Govern Your country better.
Vote Ursus in Your next election.
Before commenting about another person’s country, Take a long hard look at Your own in future!.
It’s better that people think You are stupid than open Your Mouth and remove all doubt!.
A lot of good people reside in the states but the number of reprobates spoils it for the rest.
I have been to the states many times and many of the people are decent hard working people that just wish to get on with their lives without hassle but the degenerates just bring the country down.
I’m NOT against You I’m against what You have been forced to believe by Your holyier than thou Government.
Anyway I just thought I ought to say what I know from statistics.
Thanks for reading.
Kit
September 23rd, 2004 at 5:04 pm
AGM Keep up the Superlative work we need people like You, Someone who stands up to Tony Blair and the Clamping Company’s are OK by Me.
I however I don’t need an Angle Grinder, I use a Lockpick set therefore I don’t get fined for the removal and it makes less noise and attention!.