Got a good one today, in user comments on the Not Tony Blair’s Email page (scroll to the bottom for it; for convenience, here’s a brief excerpt, in violation of my new no-blockquoting rule):

TO TONY BLAIR, !!!!FUCK YOU!!!! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LIVE IN POVERTY OR IN DANGER OR IN HELL!!!!!!! SO ME AND GREENPEACE WILL CAUSE WORLD WAR 1 AT YOUR DOOR SEE HOW YOU LIKE WAR THEN. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT HIS EXCELLENCY MR PRESIDENT BUSH MY UNCLE,YES MY UNCLE IS GOING TO PUT ALL THINGS RIGHT BUT HE WON’T DO IT OVERNIGHT. SO GREENPEACE AND I WILL WREAK HAVOC AND GIVE YOU SUCH A FRIGHT YOU WON’T KNOW WHAT’S COMING OR WHO’S GOING. LET IT BE KNOWN THE WORLD IS IN THE HANDS OF GREENPEACE, SO LET THIS SHIT WAR CEASE AND START LIVING HUMANELY. LIVE IN HAPPINNESS AND HARMONY. MAY GREENPEACE RULE FOR AN ETERNITY!!!!!!

Yeah. Live in peace, Tony Blair, or Dubya’s niece is going to FUCKING KILL YOU!!! Heh.

Another really great one was the one Xkot mentioned the other day, in which a comment on his blog described, in broken English, an act of (non?) cannibalism:

When I in Thailand, the village people and I together steal one baby. The baby is steal away other village who is die when birth. We share to cook it. Actually is not right to calling a human, because it is die when birth. But I tell you taste is something same a hill boar. He have no big smell but sweetness.

So. Do you have any personal favorites? Do share.

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