Legal Proceedings in the Clinton/Cheney/NASA/Iron Mountain Conspiracy Case

Let’s start off the week right, shall we? From Janus comes word of this really cool legal filing from 1993, in which a U.S. district judge responded to certifiable nut-job Teri Smith Tyler’s claims that she was owed $5 billion in damages for various horrific actions taken by various public figures. My favorite part is where Tyler asserts that Gulf War I was undertaken so the U.S. could restock its sexual slavery camps, and she quotes Dick Cheney as saying, “Well, we were so sick and tired of killing black girls. We just had to put some variety back into our death-hunting industry. And they (Persians) are incredibly beautiful. The beauty of the face heightens the pleasure of the kill. I know of no higher pleasure than the gang-rape of exceedingly beautiful people.” I can totally imagine Dick Cheney saying something like that.

One Response to “Legal Proceedings in the Clinton/Cheney/NASA/Iron Mountain Conspiracy Case”

  1. Fred Grott Says:

    Hmm what is real funny is no one cuaght the fact that Iraq’s are not persians…Iranians are..

    In fact Iraq is amde up name from the Birtish overlords after wwII..

    Remember that Arab dude prince in the lawrence of Arabia movie? He becam e king of Iraq after wwII..

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