U.S. Army Resurrects William Wallace to Lead Gulf War II Ground Assault

Ever the canny manipulators of public opinion, the U.S. war-planning apparatus has found a suitably named general to lead the assault on Iraq: Lieutenant General William Wallace. As recounted in a news report from the New Zealand Herald, Wallace would likely lead the ground attack in a future US/Iraq war. Which conjures up all sorts of wacky mental images. Like, General Wallace, his face streaked with blue paint, exhorting the grunts with stirring phrases like, “You have come here today as not-quite-free men, and not-quite-free men you are. What will you do with that not-quite-freedom?” Or maybe, “…and dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our freedom, but they’ll never take… our oil! Mobil!! Exxon!!”

7 Responses to “U.S. Army Resurrects William Wallace to Lead Gulf War II Ground Assault”

  1. Braveheart Says:

    You moron. This war is most definitely not about oil. Saddam has already set up explosives in his oil fields that he’ll no doubt set off as soon as he’s backed into a corner. This is just the viewpoint that you anti-american pussies take for your own secret agenda. What do you really want jbc? Legalized Marijuwana, kiddie porn, partial birth abortions? Make a logical arguement and e-mail it to me if you can because I’m willing to listen as soon as you clean the shit out of your own ears.

  2. Neo K. Says:

    For “Braveheart” (I’m still laughing over that oxymoron) if this is about “freeing the Iraqi people” explain why this went from a one month war to a long one. The “coalition of the willing” is surprised that the Iraqi resistance is so strong. Not only that but some of those countries listed as backing the U.S. never backed this campaign. The administration took expressions of support after 9-11 and turned them into backing for this campaign against Iraq.

    If this is a humanitarian mission why did we walk out of the conference to address humanitarian concerns throughout the world, including ending the atrocities that were occurring under Sadam’s regime. Or maybe you’re smart enough to know that’s not our purpose…it’s a geo-political strategic one which INCLUDES getting control of the oil.

    If you don’t believe that, well Mr. Braveheart, there’s a Brooklyn Bridge just waiting for your cash. I’ve sent you a private e-mail which addresses your supercilious attitude. You probably think Brown & Root is a beer….

    Neo K.

  3. David Chevalier Says:

    This isn’t about oil, this isn’t about idelology, this is a religious war. We’re in Iraq, with General William Wallace leading the first ground assaults, to prevent a 9-11 x 100 event from ever happening. This war is about safety and insurance. Any schmuck who tells you otherwise is probably not a college graduate, a military veteran and/or history savy. People who minimilize the war to key or catch phrases–No War for Oil–have a fast-food, :30 sec advertising mentality. But the best thing is … these same types hardly ever feel it worth their time to go out and vote. So, never mind the pesky little nats that buzz around your ears. The coaltion foreces will succeed, Saddam will die (if not already), and a democratic society will bloom from the stark desert that was the cradle of civilization….

  4. William Wallace Says:

    Help expose the lies we are being told about the war on iraq.

    No to War – Australia links:

    1. The Bully

    http://expage.com/notowar

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraqa

    2. Does the United States have a functioning democracy in 2003 ???

    http://expage.com/notowar1a

    3. Why does the United States have the highest rate of imprisonment in the world ???

    http://expage.com/notowar1b

    4. The U.S Prision System has grown under the Bush Administration to be the largest in the world.(Larger than China and the Russian Federation combined).

    http://expage.com/notowar1c

    5. Bushisms – The thoughts of George W . Bush

    http://expage.com/notowar2a

    6. More Bushisms – More frightening insights into George W . Bush’s mindset.

    http://expage.com/notowar2b

    7. The West Wing for Real starring Dubbya and Condi – High Level Talk

    http://expage.com/notowar2

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2a

    8. Why did we invade Iraq Daddy????

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3aa

    Continued in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3bb

    9. Dubya Jokes

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1a (Sorry it’s been zapped!)

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1b

    10. More Dubya Jokes

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1ab

    11. Dubya is a Joke

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1bc

    12. Rogue State ? Which State ?

    http://expage.com/notowar3

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1a

    13. Countries bombed by the United States since the End of World War II.

    http://expage.com/notowar4

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq4a

    14. Who is prepared to stand up and say no to these warmongers ???

    http://expage.com/notowar5

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq7

    15. The corporations that supplied Iraq’s weapons.

    http://expage.com/notowar6

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq5a

    and

    16. The corporations that supplied Iraq’s weapons (cont)

    http://expage.com/notowar7

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq6a

    17. Why did the U.S support Iraq’s Biological Weapons Program ???

    http://expage.com/notowar8

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq8

    18. Gulf War Syndrome

    http://expage.com/notowar9

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq9

    19. Republican Chicken Hawks

    http://expage.com/notowar10

    20. Rogue State – U.S.A

    http://expage.com/notowar12

    Rogue State – U.S.A (Cont)

    http://expage.com/notowar13

    21. Questions that won’t be asked about Iraq in Congess ?. Congressman Ron Paul (Republican 14th District – Texas)

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq10

    and continued in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq11

    22. George W Bush – The Resume he doesn’t give out !!!

    http://expage.com/notowar11

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq12

    23. Nine Reason’s not to go to War.

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq13

    24. New Statesman (U.K) – The Weird Men behind George W. Bush’s war

    http://expage.com/notowar14

    25. Anthrax Spores in attacks in 2001 found to be identifiable U.S Military Strains.

    http://expage.com/notowar15

    26. Is President George ‘Dubya’ Bush a Moron ???

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq14

    27. Dubya’s Song

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq15

    28. Iraq Blues (Original Cover)

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3ab

    and Iraq Blues (New Version)

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3b

  5. William Wallace Says:

    Help expose the lies we are being told about the war on iraq.

    No to War – Australia links:

    Index No to War – Australia

    http://expage.com/notowar1

    Index No to War – Australia (Cont.)

    http://expage.com/notowar01

    1. The Bully

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraqa

    2. The Bully – Part 2

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraqb

    Cont. in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraqc

    3. Rogue State ? Which State ?

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1b

    4. Dubya Jokes

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1ac

    5. More Dubya Jokes

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1ab

    6. George Bush is a Joke

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1bc

    7. What happens when a joke becomes President.

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1abc

    8. Compassionate Conservatism

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1cba

    9. The West Wing for Real starring Dubbya and Condi

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2a

    10. Bushwacked

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2bc

    11. Bushisms – The thoughts of George W . Bush

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2c

    12. More Bushisms – Stellar thoughts of George W. Bush

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2d

    13. President George W. Bush in his own words – Even More Bushisms

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2e

    14. Bush Family Quiz

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2ab

    15. Bush Family Quiz – Answers

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2aba

    16. No to War – Australia – George Bush Quiz

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2abc

    17. No to War – Australia – George Bush Quiz No. 2

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2abba

    18. No to War – Australia – Iraq War Quiz

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2cba

    & cont. in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2bac

    19. No to War – Australia – Iraq War Quiz No. 2

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2abcd

    & cont. in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2dcba

    20. Dr Strangelove

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2ba

    21. Axis of Evil

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2aa

    22. Iraq by Numbers

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq2ac

    23. Iraq Blues (Original Cover)

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3ab

    24. Iraq Blues (New Version)

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3b

    25. Dubya’s Song

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3c

    26. Why did we invade Iraq Daddy????

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3aa

    Cont. in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq3bb

    27. Countries bombed by the United States since the End of World War II.

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq4a

    28. The corporations that supplied Iraq’s weapons.

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq5a

    Cont. in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq6a

    29. Who is prepared to stand up and say no to these warmongers ???

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq7

    30. Why did the U.S support Iraq’s Biological Weapons Program ???

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq8

    31. Gulf War Syndrome

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq9

    32. Questions that won’t be asked about Iraq in Congess?

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq10

    Cont. in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq10a

    33. Who underwrote the Taliban ??

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq11

    34. George W Bush – The Resume he doesn’t give out !!!

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq12

    35. Nine Reason’s not to go to War.

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq13

    36. Is President George ‘Dubya’ Bush a Moron ???

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq14

    37. Is President George W. Bush a Moron (Cont) ??

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq14a

    38. The Bush – Bin Laden Connection

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq15

    Cont. in

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq15a

    39. The White Rabbit

    http://expage.com/notowaroniraq16

  6. William Wallace Says:

    We question the very simplistic rationale of George W. Bush and his cohorts for their illegal war on Iraq.

    Time and again we hear spoken the need to rid the world of evil. This iniquitous “Axis of Evil” has a quite obvious adverse relationship with the “Axis of Good,” and therefore, under the Bush rationale of good versus evil, those who are aligned within the Axis of Evil are a threat to those who comprise the Axis of good. Hence, Iraq, being cast within his Axis of Evil, is a threat to the West who of course he believes must be good.

    But no doubt Iraqis (and other Arabs) see things the other way around and believe that it is the West who by giving unconditional support to Israel as it steals more and more Palestinians land and by our continuing illegal and bloody occupation of Iraq that it is we, not they who are evil.

    This is no doubt reinforced by Pro Consul Bremmers opposition to democratic elections in that country as it would impinge on his ability to continue to steal Oil and his current bloody crackdown on the Iraqi population both Sunni and Shiite.

    No to War – Australia believes that it is those who profer simplistic rationales for War that are actually those who are truly evil – be they George W Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard and their allies or be it Osama Bin Laden and his fanatics.

    What is important is for all good people living both in the Middle East and other parts of the Muslim World and those of us living in the Western nations to stand up against these maniacs or we may find ourselves embroiled in a quasi religious war that could last for decades.

    NO TO WAR – AUSTRALIA SAYS NO TO PREMPTIVE WAR

    See http://expage.com/notowar1

    INDEX OF NO TO WAR – AUSTRALIA WEBSITES

    See http://expage.com/notowar01

    INDEX NO TO WAR – AUSTRALIA WEBSITES

    See http://expage.com/notowaroniraq1a

    1. Blowback: The Costs and Consequences of American Empire – Fickle, Bitter, and Dangerous

    Part 1 http://expage.com/notowar1b

    Part 2 http://expage.com/notowar1c

    Part 3 http://expage.com/notowar1d

    Part 4 http://expage.com/notowar1e

    Part 5 http://expage.com/notowar1f

    Part 6 http://expage.com/notowar1g

    2. Why George W. Bush really invaded Iraq!

    http://expage.com/notowar3a

    3. A Brief History of CIA Sponsored Terrorism

    1947 – 1950 http://expage.com/notowar3b

    1951 – 1959 http://expage.com/notowar3c

    1960 – 1966 http://expage.com/notowar3d

    1967 – 1973 http://expage.com/notowar3e

    1974 – 1978 http://expage.com/notowar3f

    1979 – 1988 http://expage.com/notowar3g

    1989 – 2001 http://expage.com/notowar3h

    4. Conspiracy or Coincidence Bush Family Links to Saudia Arabia and Bin Laden

    Part 1 http://expage.com/notowar13a

    Part 2 http://expage.com/notowar13b

    Part 3 http://expage.com/notowar13c

    Part 4 http://expage.com/notowar13d

    Part 5 http://expage.com/notowar13e

    Part 6 http://expage.com/notowar13f

    Part 7 http://expage.com/notowar13g

    Part 8 http://expage.com/notowar13h

    Part 9 http://expage.com/notowar13i

    Part 10 http://expage.com/notowar13j

    INDEX OF NO TO WAR – AUSTRALIA LINKS

    See http://expage.com/notowar1

    and http://expage.com/notowar01

  7. John Watt Says:

    BUSH BUSTERS

    THE COMMITEE TO ASSIST UNELECT THE UNELECTED PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH

    1. Bush Family Quiz

    http://expage.com/bushbustersa

    2. Bush Family Quiz – Answers

    http://expage.com/bushbustersb

    3. Republican Chickenhawk Hall of Fame

    http://expage.com/bushbustersabc

    4. How George W. Bush Stole the 2000 Presidential Election

    http://expage.com/bushbustersc

    5. Bush Family – Match Stick Men

    http://expage.com/bushbustersd

    6. Reagan / Bush Hall of Shame

    http://expage.com/bushbustersaa

    7. George W. Bush – His Shameful Record as Governor of Texas

    http://expage.com/bushbusters1

    8. Were Bush’s great-grandfather and grandfather Nazis?

    http://expage.com/bushbusters1a

    & http://expage.com/bushbusters1b

    9. The links between George W. Bush and the Saudi’s need to be investigated !!!

    http://expage.com/bushbusters1d

    &

    http://expage.com/bushbusters1e

    10. Neil Bush – Rich White Trash

    http://expage.com/bushbusters2

    11. Bush Family Values – List of Criminal Offences

    http://expage.com/bushbusters2a

    12. How do the Bush Family get away with behaviour that would put you or I in jail?

    http://expage.com/bushbusters2b

    13. President George W Bush – Questions about his criminal record

    http://expage.com/bushbusters2c

    and http://expage.com/bushbusters2d

    14. How Neil Bush got out of going to jail over Silverado Banking, Savings & Loan

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3

    15. Cover Up: Why the mainstream media never raised George Bush’s Sn. Mistress

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3a

    16. George W. Bush – Pro Life ??? – Not always it would seem !

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3b

    17. Larry Flynt’s Bush Abortion Accusation: A History

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3bb

    18. Bush and Cocaine

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3c

    19. Bush and Cocaine : The Madmen of Mandoras

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3d

    19. Is Bush’s Alleged Cocaine Use an Issue in this years Presidential Election ?

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3e

    20. Gore Compares Bush’s Faith to Terrorists, Says President is ‘A Very Weak Man’

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3f

    and

    http://expage.com/bushbusters3g

    21. How to make millions in Texas without having to drill for oil: Just ask Prescott S. Bush Jn

    http://expage.com/bushbusters4

    22. Pseudo-Texans and Other Fake Cowboys I Have Known

    http://expage.com/bushbusters4a

    23. Bush Administration Scandals out of Control

    http://expage.com/bushbusters4c

    & http://expage.com/bushbusters4d

    24. Bush Thanksgiving Photo-Op with troops in Iraq faked (Even the turkey was fake)

    http://expage.com/bushbusters5

    25. 99 Reasons to get rid of Bush

    http://expage.com/bushbusters5a

    &

    http://expage.com/bushbusters5aa

    26. Poets against the re-election of George W. Bush : Blood for Oil

    http://expage.com/bushbusters5b

    27. Bush/Cheney 2004 Bumper Sticker Competition

    http://expage.com/bushbusters5c

    28. George W.Bush : Brain Dead, Made of Money, No Future at all

    http://expage.com/bushbusters5d

    29. I had a dream !

    http://expage.com/dreamvi

    30. Limericks U.S Election 04

    http://expage.com/bushbusters02

    and

    More Limericks U.S Election 04

    http://expage.com/bushbusters02a

    31. Does President George W. Bush have early onset dementia or Alzheimer’s ?

    http://expage.com/bushbusters6a

    &

    http://expage.com/bushbusters6b

    32. George W. Bush – “Quotes”

    http://expage.com/bushbusters6c

    33. Has Bush lost his reason ?

    http://expage.com/bushbusters7

    &

    http://expage.com/bushbusters7a

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