Onion: Bill of Rights Streamlined

More great knavery from The Onion: Bill of Rights Pared Down to a Manageable Six. As usual with them, it’s not so much the idea, as the execution.

One Response to “Onion: Bill of Rights Streamlined”

  1. a_stupid_box Says:

    The truly ironic thing here is that those items didn’t need to be stricken or changed at all… Bush has already managed to circumvent the Bill of Rights with his ridiculous “Counter Terrorism” imperialistic decrees. All he needs now is a lire to play (please tell me someone gets that reference).

    Welcome to Amereica — Wo sind Ihre Papiere? (where are your papers?)

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