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Onion: Bill of Rights Streamlined

More great knavery from The Onion: Bill of Rights Pared Down to a Manageable Six. As usual with them, it’s not so much the idea, as the execution.

This entry was posted by jbc on Wednesday, December 18th, 2002 at 9:04 am and is filed under the_usa. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

One Response to “Onion: Bill of Rights Streamlined”

  1. a_stupid_box Says:
    December 18th, 2002 at 11:19 am

    The truly ironic thing here is that those items didn’t need to be stricken or changed at all… Bush has already managed to circumvent the Bill of Rights with his ridiculous “Counter Terrorism” imperialistic decrees. All he needs now is a lire to play (please tell me someone gets that reference).

    Welcome to Amereica — Wo sind Ihre Papiere? (where are your papers?)

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