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Britney Will Call Your Cellphone for $19.99

from the a-day-without-Britney-is-a-day-without…-Britney dept.

I really don’t know why Britney Spears has seeped so far into the lies.com consciousness, but there it is: I can’t help posting anything I see about Britney. Like this: an obsessed-fan package from your wireless provider that costs $19.99 and comes with a membership card, a decal, and three months’ worth of personal cellphone messages from the Goddess Herself describing everything she’s up to. I so want this, though I’m pretty sure I’d find it really, really stupid after the first couple of minutes. So I’ll just go on wanting it, which sounds way better to me, all things considered.

This entry was posted by jbc on Thursday, June 6th, 2002 at 4:36 am and is filed under celebrity. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

3 Responses to “Britney Will Call Your Cellphone for $19.99”

  1. amy Says:
    December 15th, 2004 at 1:37 am

    hey brittnay i want to say hey can u tell em ur cell phone number please

  2. george bush Says:
    February 17th, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    Hey britany nice ass!

  3. george bush Says:
    February 17th, 2005 at 9:35 pm

    oops did I say that outloud.

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